No Bullsh** History.  Just Simple Modern Ingenuity.

We could tell you we’ve been doing this for 100 years. We could ramble on about Great-Grandpappy’s secret family recipe; the twinkle in his one good eye as he dreamed of ushering in a better-groomed Australian man.

But we’d only be bullsh**ting you. We’re just a couple of experienced industry blokes who decided traditional Bay Rum aftershave needed a modern twist, rolled up our sleeves and took a damn good crack at it.

Our original F.A.T.S. line was a labour of love years in the making.  We researched extensively; we experimented day and night; we collaborated with Australia’s best skin and hair experts until we finally perfected that subtle, masculine, perfectly-balanced barbershop scent.  We immediately set our sights on the next challenge, and have gone from strength to strength ever since. We don’t mass-produce or outsource.

Every batch is produced locally, carefully handcrafted with premium oils and ingredients.  Our meticulous quality control guarantees a consistently compelling masculine charm that’s sure to turn heads, each and every time.

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Smart, Time-Saving Products

We know most men don’t want to waste time on their grooming regime.  That’s why we make our products multi-purpose.  Our aftershave doubles as an equally-effective scalp tonic.  Our hair and face oil works brilliantly as a moisturiser, a styling product and a body wash.

We’re here for blokes who know a good thing when they see it: modern men who want to achieve their own style; to stand out from the crowd by taking personal presentation to the next level.

F.A.T.S. is rapidly becoming an iconic cult brand in the grooming industry, and we are excited to be a stockist of F.A.T.S.



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Product Range: 

F.A.T.S For After The Shave bringing a good thing back to life, formulated using the renowned blend which has been used by the discerning gentleman for over one hundred years. This modern take on a classic after shave completes the cleansing and shaving process whilst soothing, toning and invigorating the skin.

F.A.T.S Beard Oil provides bearded Gentlemen the tools they need to ensure their “man mane” can reach its full potential. Utilizing the finest oils and extracts, no chemicals, no additives or synthetic crap…just quality raw ingredients including Argan oil, Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Grape Seed Oil & Green Tea extract – all delivered in a precise dropper.

F.A.T.S Hair & Face Oil this Swiss Army knife in a bloke’s grooming arsenal, so versatile it does practically everything but a bloke’s dirty work. Double-duty: Organic Morrocan Argan Oil + Kakadu Plum (Vitamin C). Pre-shave: Softens the facial scruff & lubricates stubble, Moisturiser: Restores, nourishes & maintains skin balance, Styling: Improves shine, soft hold, tames frizz.

F.A.T.S Shampoo & Body Wash who said men can’t multi-task, this hardworking product does the job of three; hair, face & body so you can get more done in the shower. Gives a head to toe super-charged clean, eliminating dirt and grime without stripping the skin and hair of essential moisture. Sulphate free and enriched with Jojoba and Aloe Vera to gently cleanse, nourish and moisturise.